Friday, June 15, 2012

Kenya: You Need To Read This! Budget Ya Ma 'Sufferer'


While Kenyans were patiently waiting for the budget to be read, Daily Post asked for opinions of Kenyans on social media on what would comprise of budget ya masufferer.

See the creative opinions on Kenyans below.

Kwa budget ya ma sufferer:

  1. Wasee wa vitz wanadai gava introduce petrol ya sachets.
  2. Wapunguze bei ya Mutura na Mahindi choma.Kwani wanatumia Gas kuchoma Mahindi?
  3. Siku za mwizi ziongezwe zikue ka 68 ju kumekauka.
  4. Bei ya iPhone ireduce ju mtu alishabite hio apple.
  5. Tissue paper itolewe the second sheet. inakuwanga ya nini by the way? KBC ionyeshe game za Euros. Ni DSTV tutalipia ama ni rent?
  6. Ile light inakuanga at the end of the tunnel izimwe ku save energy.
  7. Blue band na SuperLoaf washikane tuuziwe mkate ikiwa already imepakwa BB.
  8. Iyo shamba enye iko between a rock and a hard place, ma youth wapewe tupande maindi.
  9. Turudishiwe hiyo Bob iko kwa jina ya Collymore Ipigane na Dollar.
  10. Miguna Miguna anyang'anywe jina moja wapatie wenyewe hawana majina kama Nameless .
  11. Gava ifungue Mr. Broke. Hatuwezi bei ya Mr. Price.
  12. Kama fegi ni 7 bob ambia shopkeeper aivute mpaka ifike ya 5 bob akuuzie
  13. Taxation on weaves and other fake hair should go up to curb the killing of poor horses.
  14. If you spend more than 30K on a chic umelipa deposit ya dowry. Make sure you show her parents the receipts.
  15. PK irudi 4bob.
  16. Brookside Dairies should offer a Cheap 100ml pack of milk called BrokeSide.
  17. Elections zifanywe kwa FB na Twitter ndio ikuwe cheap. Balance wapatie masufferer.
  18. Parliament si club, hiyo speaker inaitwa marende iuzwe.
  19. Blue band na SuperLoaf washikane tuuziwe mkate ikiwa already imepakwa BB.
  20. Wasee wa vitz wanadai gava introduce petrol ya sachets.
Source: Daily Post

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